do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
you clever little shit
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.
Go you.
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
I’m so romantically frustrated. I just want to hold hands and cuddle and kiss and take long walks in the park and watch the sunset on the beach and watch the stars all wrapped up in blankets in the back of a pick up truck. I just want to see your smile and make you happy because that’s exactly what you deserve.
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK